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Rip Van Ouch

A poem from highschool – circa 1995

Rip Van Ouch

It Was Dark;
The Pavement Was Darker.
The Concrete Stung,
As My Face Brushed Against its
Cold Heartless Surface.

It Stunk

“Ouch” I Said.
“That Hurt” I Replied.

I Skated Home Swiftly,
And My Face Erupted with
Bloody Bits of Gunk.

It Stunk More.

Allergies

Allergy season is here :(

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Is this for real?

You can’t make stuff like this up.

Woman Becomes Quadruple Amputee After Giving Birth

Grizzly Man

I watched Grizzly Man recently and learned that mental diseases are a very real problem, especially in Alaska.

Comcast cable silent upgrade?

My Comcast cable internet seems to be running at about 6 megabits now. I swear it was around 3 megabits before. Must be to compete with Verizon FIOS. How about bumping my upload rate now Comcast? Then I’d have a reason to cancel my DSL.