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	<title>JSTownsleY.com &#187; Funnies</title>
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	<description>photography, climbing and the accounts of j. s. townsley (aka jared townsley)</description>
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		<title>Orange</title>
		<link>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2006/06/01/orange/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 21:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following was crafted for me by a friend when I was investigating launching a website dedicated to the color orange (I obviously never got that project off the ground):
A Brilliance of orange, carefully coiled in a store. Yes, the handy-dandy extension cord. At first glance it might not appear to be sexy (unless you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rip Van Ouch</title>
		<link>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2006/05/31/rip-van-ouch/</link>
		<comments>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2006/05/31/rip-van-ouch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 15:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jst</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Skating]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A poem from highschool - circa 1995
Rip Van Ouch
It Was Dark;
The Pavement Was Darker.
The Concrete Stung,
As My Face Brushed Against its
Cold Heartless Surface.
It Stunk
&#8220;Ouch&#8221; I Said.
&#8220;That Hurt&#8221; I Replied.
I Skated Home Swiftly,
And My Face Erupted with
Bloody Bits of Gunk.
It Stunk More.
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		<title>digg and del.icio.us br0ke</title>
		<link>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2005/12/18/digg-and-delicious-br0ke/</link>
		<comments>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2005/12/18/digg-and-delicious-br0ke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 00:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jst</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[del.icio.us is down for emergency maintenance and digg is simply returning a blank page.  Not related incidents, but funny anyway.
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		<title>Dear Kirby</title>
		<link>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2005/07/08/dear-kirby/</link>
		<comments>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2005/07/08/dear-kirby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2005 18:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jst</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh Kirby, You came to my door this week saying that you will clean one carpet in my house and all I have to do is spread the good word about Kirby.  I asked you to make sure that you wouldn&#8217;t try and sell me a vacuum, and you quickly responded that you wouldn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>concentrate from turkey</title>
		<link>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2005/04/26/concentrate-from-turkey/</link>
		<comments>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2005/04/26/concentrate-from-turkey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 05:09:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jst</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We occasionally buy this organic (usda certified) apple juice from albertsons.

I noticed tonight however the printed text on the front of the bottle:

Organic concentrate from Turkey? Google doesn&#8217;t know much about it&#8230;
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		<title>a creative blog</title>
		<link>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2004/09/18/a-creative-blog/</link>
		<comments>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2004/09/18/a-creative-blog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2004 04:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jst</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So many blogs out there.. so few stand out. 
This one does.  He found a memory card in a taxi cab and is posting a picture from it every day.  He&#8217;s also pretending he is the owner of the pictures, so he&#8217;s posting quite a bit of text with every entry he makes.
Visit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hartland.net mail mis-configuration</title>
		<link>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2004/09/07/hartlandnet-mail-mis-configuration/</link>
		<comments>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2004/09/07/hartlandnet-mail-mis-configuration/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2004 23:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jst</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I just ordered new personal checks from hartland.net (via my bank) and their mail server has apparently tagged their own order confirmation email as spam:
From: Order-Status@Harland.Net
To: XXX@YYYYYYY.NNN
Subject: Suspected Spam: Harland Store Order Confirmation
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		<title>Dear MAILER-DAEMON</title>
		<link>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2004/08/08/dear-mailer-daemon/</link>
		<comments>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2004/08/08/dear-mailer-daemon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2004 06:33:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jst</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I admin almost a dozen email servers across the country, and I wonder if anyone else gets some funny replies to mailer-daemon messages.  Because I use qmail, a non deliverable message looks something like this:

Hi. This is the qmail-send program at somedomain.com.
I&#8217;m afraid I wasn&#8217;t able to deliver your message to the following addresses. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>from an email forward</title>
		<link>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2004/07/04/from-an-email-forward/</link>
		<comments>http://jstownsley.com/archives/2004/07/04/from-an-email-forward/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2004 21:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jst</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: How many right-wingers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:&#8212;SIX&#8212;
1)one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced
2)one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions
about the lightbulb
3)one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new
lightbulb
4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to [...]]]></description>
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