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Q: How many right-wingers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A:—SIX—

1)one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced
2)one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions
about the lightbulb
3)one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new
lightbulb
4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs
5)one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb
6)one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while
dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag